Lion President Jon recites a poem about belt buckles
The Chef warming his fingers in the spicy potatoes while nobody is looking
Lion Bob nervously looking over his part in the ceremony
The chef hiding his gooey fingers in his pocket
Lion Karl contemplates his life and wonders if this is as good as it gets.
"We are gathered here today in the sight of God and angels, and the presence of friends and loved ones, to celebrate one of life's greatest moments, to give recognition to the worth and beauty of love, and to add our best wishes and blessings to the words which shall unite Karl and his putter in holy matrimony. Should there be anyone who has cause why this couple should not be united, they must speak now or forever hold their peace."
We'd all smile as big as Lion Sam's brother if we could spank the ball 350+ yards every once in awhile
Is it too late to object to Lion Karl being united with his putter?
